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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/M
  Fandom:
      A_Song_of_Ice_and_Fire_-_George_R._R._Martin
  Relationship:
      Joffrey_Baratheon/Original_Character(s)
  Character:
      Joffrey_Baratheon, Tyrion_Lannister
  Additional Tags:
      Loss_of_Virginity, Sexual_Content, Prostitution
  Stats:
      Published: 2016-09-06 Words: 1278
****** King's Cherry ******
by InnocentPen90
Summary
     : In honor of being made King, Tyrion purchases a woman for Joffrey
     to lose his virginity to.
Notes
     Played around with events in the books to fit plot(what of it there
     is).
See the end of the work for more notes
Joffrey’s coronation had been over 3 hours and he was noticeably a bigger prick
than he’d been the day before. Or so that was what Tyrion told himself. The boy
king snapped at anyone who approached him, made crude comments of his banner
men and generally behaved like an outright fool.
 
Tyrion was at a loss on how to change the boy’s behavior. If only he had
something occupying his time. Joffrey like all pampered nobles was ridiculously
bad at concentrating on things for too long.
 
If he kept this up he’d poke his nose in matters that didn’t concern him yet. 
Matters like ruling the Seven Kingdoms.
 
Tyrion was well aware that half the time he stayed out of his father’s way was
by travelling, being holed up in the library or being occupied by some whore.
It was a pleasurable way of passing time and keeping from getting underfoot.
 
In fact….the boy was off an age to start properly enjoying the benefits of
kinghood wasn’t he? After all Robert was a firm believer in it. Plus Tyrion
didn’t know of any young man who once having had a a taste of the carnal had
his mind fully on the task at hand.
 
With the beginnings of a plan starting to form, he went off in search of a
pitcher of wine and a willing woman.
 
****
 
Thinking of a plan was one thing, executing the damn thing was another. Joffrey
seemed to be doing all sorts of shit that was riling up the kingdom. Executing
Ned Stark was the stupidest thing Joffrey had done by far and now the North was
rising.
 
So far the events of that crapsack decision had made Joff a very busy bee. He’d
been all over getting into people’s faces and such. It was very tiresome and
made his plan of the utmost importance.
 
Tyrion had a small window for his scheme when Jaime departed from King’s
Landing to challenge the Young Wolf. Most affairs of state would be purely
routine and bore that little shit to tears. Joffrey would start avoiding the
Small Council meetings and theoretically opening up time for mischief making.
That could not be allowed to happen. It was thus with eagerness as the day
approached that Tyrion found a servant girl who wouldn’t mind lying with the
king for a few silvers.
 
****
Joffrey Baratheon, First of his Name entered his rooms tiredly. His mother had
woken him up awfully early and the sixteen year old could hardly stand the
events of the day especially the whole production that involved his uncle
leaving with the Crown troops to link up with his grandfather’s forces.
 
He let out a yawn as he started taking off his tunic, intent on getting into
his night clothes and calling it a night. He tossed tunic on the bed and the
choked. There was a woman, a very nude woman on his bed.
 
“Good evening my king.” The woman said. Joffrey opened and closed his mouth
like a fish. He’d never seen a nude woman before and now there was one before
him. One that his guards seem to have let in, otherwise she wouldn’t be here.
 
The woman was gorgeous. She had curly brown hair, blue eyes that sparkled in
the candlelight and legs that seemed go forever. She had an average bust to
Joffrey’s inexperienced eyes and a mat of brown hair at the juncture of her
crossed legs. His cock stiffened within his breeches.
 
“Who allowed you in my rooms? And for what purpose?” The boy said.
 
“M’lord Tyrion Lannister sire. And you can guess what the reason is I’m sure?”
She giggled.
 
“I-I will not consort with whores! The Imp has gone too far this time!” Joffrey
near screamed with outrage, his face a furious red. “Get out of here or I’ll
throw you out!”
 
The girl who seemed to be only a few years older than him did nothing but raise
an eyebrow, absolutely unimpressed by his bluster. Joffrey was nonplussed.
Everyone obeyed the king. Maybe not mother, but she’s not a commoner, she’s the
queen. How was it the whore could just sit there- his thought hit a wall.
 
She had got up and was crawling her way to Joffrey. He stood stock still as she
unlaced his breeches. Just as she was about to pull down his small clothes and
expose his manhood, Joffrey sputtered in shock, “W-what the hell do you think
you’re doing?”
 
He noted his voice sounded more like a squeak than the manly authoritative tone
he was going for.
 
“I’m doing what you want me to do, you just don’t know it yet sire.” She
grabbed his manhood and squeezed. He groaned at the sensation.
 
Taking that as an affirmative she quickly took down his small clothes and
uncovered his cock. It was surrounded by blond hairs. Joffrey tried to say
something but could only groan as the wet heat of the whore’s mouth enveloped
his cock. On instinct he started thrusting back and forth, losing himself in
the sensations coming from his cock.
 
Suddenly, he felt something in his bush. He looked down and saw her nose
against him. His entire cock was down her throat! She began massaging his cock
with her throat and Joffrey knew it was only a matter of time before the end
was upon him.
 
Just as he was about to release his seed, the whore pulled off him. Not yet! I
was so close!The boy king whined at the loss. He shuffled closer to the end of
the bed trying to get his cock back in her mouth but she turned her head away.
 
“There is still something left m’lord. It’s time you became a man.” She said
with a saucy wink.
 
Did she….am I going to fuck?Joffrey thought to himself. Oh he wanted to so
badly. He heard the sordid tales of conquest from his uncles and his father and
it was made out to be the best thing in the world.
 
The whore lay on her back, legs spread. Using to fingers she revealed her cunt
to the desperate boy. “Right here my king. This is where you put your cock.”
 
Joffrey divested himself of his breeches and smallclothes before hurriedly
climbing on the bed. He covered her body with his own, thrusting, trying to
find her hole. He gave a frustrated growl every time he felt a thigh or her
bush against his sensitive cock. He left trails all over her skin.
 
“It’s alright my King. My handsome, eager man, I’ll help.” She felt him grip
his cock before placing it somewhere somewhat wet.
 
“Here, push.” She instructed. And he did so, sinking into the tight heat of the
girl. Wondrous sensations were felt as he buried himself in her to the hilt.
There was nothing in the world like it. He could see why wars were fought over
women if this were what was being fought over.
 
He pulled out and thrust in eliciting a sharp cry from the whore. Whether in
pleasure or pain it mattered not, only the surge of arousal it brought. He did
this a few more times, but alas the end came to fast and he felt his climax
come upon him.
 
****
Tyrion had been in the Council meeting for half the day and Joffrey had yet to
turn up. Cersei looked at the door, as if her son would come through. But
Tyrion knew that the wretch was too busy to appear that day. After all he’d
been by the King’s rooms and was happy to hear the sounds of pleasure.
 
End Notes
     Drop a review if you liked it or didn't like it .
     This is the first Asoiaf smut fic I have written I think. First but
     not the last I hope. The world is so rich with sexuality and all
     sorts of interesting byplay, I'm pretty sure i'll just rule 43 it and
     have Westeros fuck Essos or something.
     We all knew that Aegon had something burning for his dragon yeah?
     *wink wink*
     No, I wouldn't do that to you...or would I? Muahahahahah!
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